Ah, memories...

I'm sorry, but the judge using a penis pump whilst presiding over a court is still my all-time favorite/creepiest smoking gun article I've ever read. I just thought I'd bring it back up, lest y'all had done forgotten.

Also, I've included a picture of Judge Judy on here, even though the real judge is NOT her, and she (I'm guessing) DOESN'T have a penis and is in fact, completely UNRELATED to this story, simply based on the fact that I think she's making an extremely goofy face.

That is all.